Open AccessThe circle of life
Publication year - 2014
Publication title -
bulletin of the royal college of surgeons of england
Language(s) - English
Resource type - Journals
eISSN - 1478-7075
pISSN - 1473-6357
DOI - 10.1308/147363514x13990346756283
Subject(s) - phone , mobile phone , visual arts , clearing , computer science , art , history , aesthetics , telecommunications , linguistics , philosophy , business , finance
Mr Slop FRCS was in the bath when his mobile phone made that awful cock-a-doodle-doodle noise programmed by his grown-up children. It notified Slop that a text had come through. After jumping out of the bath, Slop stood stark naked on the bath mat and leaned across to reach the phone on the windowsill. He squinted at it for a moment before realising it was a message from the Esteemed Editor. Slop automatically stood to attention, unconsciously clearing his throat and tensing his anal sphincter at the same time.