In Case You Haven't Heard…

Marijuana legalization being what it is, people are starting to talk casually about things such as “a friend dropped over a box of pot brownies last week; I didn't know what to do with them, so I put them in the freezer.” Cue all eyes at lunch turning to the substance use reporter, who dutifully asks, “How do you know your kids won't think they're a tasty treat to snatch?” “I labeled them chicken livers” was the response. Well, sorry, chicken liver lobby. You are now a disincentive to kids poisoning themselves on too much cannabis. In any event, this might work for all kinds of things, even just ordinary non‐pot brownies you want to save for the last night of the Olympics.